talked about emotions last night while i was texting this girl and I ended up getting really deep and she told some of her friends so now I look really feeble because emotions are for the weak and i am a big strong man!
the sexiest thing about a girl are her eyes. she gotta have nice eyes. i won’t date a girl with no eyes. the more eyes the better
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong